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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A brick to the back of his head should do it."
"Knock knock. Mailman."
"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""
"We've been over this. I DO NOT WANT A PDF OF YOUR MENU."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise. The librarian says, ""Sure, what Volume would you like?"""
"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."