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Joke of the Day
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
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"Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No they're stopping to let the passengers off."
"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."
"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""
"The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"