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Joke of the Day

"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."

"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"

"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"

"Saw the pictures of the Hooters girls who were fired due to weight discrimination? Now I'm in the mood for Wings, Muffin Tops & Camel Toes"

"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized"

"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."