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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A brick to the back of his head should do it."
Next Joke
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
"I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now."
"A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm. So he asks him, ""you shearing?"" The other answers ""nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."""
"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"
"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"
"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."