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Joke of the Day
"Which year is the most popular? 1969"
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"*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back ""Detective, what are u doing?"" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation"
"Saltwater The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty."
"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
"What do people do when a chemist dies? They barium."
"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"
"When I write too fast, my ""E"" looks like a ""G"" making this assignment sheet where I marked several projects as ""DONE"" look pretty weird."
"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."
"LPT: How to keep time on your hands Get a watch."
"Did you hear about the truck full of sugar that collided with the truck full of strawberries? Created one hell of a jam."