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Joke of the Day
"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."
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"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'"
"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."
"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."
"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"