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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"
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"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"
"What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."
"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"
"My depressed son once confided in me, to which I replied: ""Don't worry, you're my reason to smile... ... because you're a joke."""
"So my girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon."
"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"
"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""
"I'd say giving birth to a dead baby is better than having a miscarriage At least your baby's still born?"