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Joke of the Day

"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."

"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."

"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."

"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."

"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."

"2 Jews walk into a bank. Bartender looks at them and says, ""Damn, I'm in the wrong joke."""

"Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years."

"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."