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Joke of the Day

"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."

"What do you call a bear without teeth? You call that fellah a gummy bear."

"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"