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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."

"I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I'm so glad I don't drink anymore."

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."

"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""

"You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist"

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""