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Joke of the Day

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world's leading reverse psychologist"

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."

"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"

"We should all be as confident as those tiny, always-shaking dogs that aren't afraid to bark at things 50 times their size."

"Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill."

"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."

"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"

"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."

"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."