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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."

"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"

"Yerr a unit of power Harry! Im a watt?"

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"