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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"

"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""

"the Facebook app for iPhone"

"How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it."

"yo mamma so fat she sat on her ipod and made it an ipad"

"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"

"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."