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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?"" ""Yes son , with the kindergarden teacher."" ""Then what happened?"" ""Well, your mom caught us and we had to send you to a new school."""

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"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"
"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"
"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."
"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"I walked into a gas station and asked, ""Can I have a Kit-Kat chunky?"" The lady behind the counter came back with a Kit-Kat Chunky. I said, ""No, I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch."""