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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."

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"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""
"What's the difference between Trump and Bush? Trump builds towers and Bush knocks them down."
"Why is CoD like women? Search and Destroy."
"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."
"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"