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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."

"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"

"""Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?"" - video games"

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""

"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."

"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."

"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"

"surprise your partner in the bedroom by loudly turning into a helicopter"

"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."