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Joke of the Day
"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"
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"[grandma's house] Little Red Riding Hood: Are you going to eat me? Wolf: I just want my hoodie back."
"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."
"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"
"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."
"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."
"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."
"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."
"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"
"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"