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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit."

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"

"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"

"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."

"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."