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"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"
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"My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part. ....I'm homeschooled."
"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."
"cow: where does milk come from? me: *laughs* cow: *laughs* farmer: *laughs* milk man: *laughs* everyone: *laughs* cow: but no, seriously."
"smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth"
"I told a girl to text me when she gets home. She must be homeless."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."
"ME: Onions make me cry. HER: It's from a compound called Syn-Propanethial-S-Oxide. ME: I think it's probably cuz an onion killed my parents."