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Joke of the Day

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."

"Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again."

"Just drank two 5-Hour Energy shots. Will I get 10 hours of energy? And why is that rainbow giggling at me? AndAHH MY SKIN IS ON INSIDE-OUT!"

"Don't make ebola jokes Some people just won't get it."

"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."