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Joke of the Day
"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"
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"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"
"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"
"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"
"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""
"What's upside down and downside up at the same time ? A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia"
"""This is your Captain speaking. My co-pilot just bet me we can't do a barrel roll. So fasten your belts cuz I got five bucks riding on this"""