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Joke of the Day

"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."

"How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer."

"Eight. It took me eight tries to get the USB drive in the right hole. This leads me to believe that if I was a guy the sex would be horrible"

"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"

"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"

"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."

"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"

"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"

"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"

"[god in a bad mood but insisting he's fine] I wanna make some changes to what we made yesterday ""but the spider is done"" Im adding 6 legs"