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Joke of the Day

"I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."

"How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses? Instagran"

"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"

"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."

"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""