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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"
Next Joke
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. ""They're not the only ones,"" I said, looking at his mobility scooter."
"Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong"
"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."