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Joke of the Day
"That scene which she dies is full of suspense... What a breathtaking moment."
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"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."
"An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?"
"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."
"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""
"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."
"""Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta India Charlie Kilo"" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired."
"I once asked a friend what he would do if the world was going to end. He told me he would fuck anything that moves. He then asked me the same question. I told him I'd stand very very still."
"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."