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Joke of the Day
"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"
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"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"
"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."
"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"
"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."
"One of my students told me he was drinking formic acid to settle his indigestion. After all, I suppose it is an *ant* acid."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."