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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"
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"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."
"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."
"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"
"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"
"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."
"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."