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Joke of the Day
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
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"A hunter brings a bear into his own home. His friend asks if he's crazy, and the hunter responds ""Just bear with me"""
"What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !"
"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."
"""how'd your football team football today?"" those footballers footballed quite well...really good footballin'"
"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."
"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"