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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"

"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up."

"Helped a turtle cross the road today. So how does this karma shit work? Should I buy a lottery ticket, or just try to fold a fitted sheet?"

"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."

"If ""wings"" mean ""diabetes"" then yes, Red Bull gave me that."