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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"
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"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"What do you call a constipated vegan? A grasshole."
"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"
"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."
"I wouldn't say I hate my dad... But I can't deny he's a real motherfucker."
"My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college."
"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."