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Joke of the Day

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."

"Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale."

"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."

"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"

"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"

"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"

"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."

"How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !"

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"