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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."

"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."

"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"

"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""

"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."

"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."

"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"

"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."