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Joke of the Day
"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"
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"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"Wife: why are you smiling? [realizing if Blue from Blue's Clues and Clifford had puppies they'd be purple] Me: I was thinking about you."
"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."
"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"