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Joke of the Day

"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."

"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery."

"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."

"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."

"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."

"How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half."

"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."