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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."

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"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."
"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."
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"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."
"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly. They floored it. (Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)"
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