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Joke of the Day
"Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite? Because it's always past-tents."
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"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... You're just late"
"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"
"""You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."" -Maya Angelou"
"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."
"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
"Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day. Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much."