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Joke of the Day
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
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"It's totally amazing how cars run on dinosaur poop or however the fuck fossils work. I'm not a dinosaur scientition over here. Fuck's sake."
"Glass... tastes like blood."
"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."
"Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans? Bullet train!"
"What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around? BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM"
"If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem."
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."
"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"