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Joke of the Day

"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."

"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"Ever heard of the ""door knocker""? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time? Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme."

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"

"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."