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Joke of the Day

"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."

"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishment."

"How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick."

"The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!"

"Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for myself. I still prefer crack."

"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"What do you call a horny priest? A firm believer."

"Person: you only live once Me: that is the best news I've heard all day"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"