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Joke of the Day

"So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans. No homo."

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."

"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"

"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."

"The GOP candidates are competing to win over Scott Walker supporters after he pulled out of the race... But all three of them remain undecided still."

"Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan."