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Joke of the Day
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."
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"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"
"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"
"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"
"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"
"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball."
"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""