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Joke of the Day

"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"

"If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome. I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I could shout ""Down, Syndrome!"""

"Am I the only one who calculates how many hours sleep I can get before I go to sleep?!"

"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"

"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."

"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"

"There are now two ways to pronounce ""Reddit"". Read-it and Re-edit. ^^^^^shit ^^^^^joke"