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Joke of the Day

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN."

"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"

"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."

"Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards."

"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."

"Why is Jesus' body bread? Because given enough time it rises"

"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."