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Joke of the Day
"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."
Next Joke
"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"
"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."
"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""
"I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars""."
"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."
"How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked."
"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"