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Joke of the Day

"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"

"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."

"I'm terrible at keeping track of appointments so I signed up for a time management class. I showed up for class *a week late.* [Heard just now on Freakonomics.]"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."

"Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide."

"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."

"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."

"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."