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Joke of the Day

"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"

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"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"
"They should rename ""eye drops"" to ""cheek drops"" so I don't feel bad every time I miss."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"
"Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing."
"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"
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