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Joke of the Day

"Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide."

"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"My girlfriend text me ""lets watch Godzilla""........ I reply ""look at the mirror""!"

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"

"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."

"SON: can I yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: I can yell boom DAD: boom's ok SON: how about ""my mom's a lesbian now"" DAD: please don't"