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Joke of the Day
"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."
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"What is a traitor's favorite food? Eggs Benedict"
"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"
"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""
"Why don't old women ever have sex? ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."
"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."
"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""
"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."