194
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."
Next Joke
"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."
"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."
"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."
"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"
"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."
"*appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* ""Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!"" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."