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Joke of the Day
"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."
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"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"
"This one time in 1993, Brett Favre sent an alpha-numeric representation of his penis to my beeper."
"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."
"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."
"If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands."