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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."

"Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition They said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""

"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"

"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"

"One plus of being a fast walker is that when I'm forced to walk slowly with another person, I can pretend I'm on the moon"

"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."

"What is the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes"

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha"