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Joke of the Day

"One plus of being a fast walker is that when I'm forced to walk slowly with another person, I can pretend I'm on the moon"

"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."

"If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded."

"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."

"I'm confused. Hi Confused. I'm a dad joke."

"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."

"My ex-girlfriend said that she misses me all time She also said that she's taking lessons to improve her aim."

"Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a ""no bell"" prize."

"Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed!"

"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."