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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition They said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
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"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"
"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."
"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."
"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Me either, but I know how to brown it on one side."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk."